Outside the "Square" system.
 

This one would probably suit Barny who thinks outside the square.
That is those who use no formulated punting practice.

When you get a series of scratchings
i.e Numbers 789,234, 12 13 14 etc

Bet is the one above the 1st scratching and the one below the last scratching as long as you can get a minimum of $3 .

i.e Canberra R 8 - 8 9 10 11 scratched so selections are 7 +12

Is this good or is this good.

Plan B

As above but no other scratchings (In which case Canb R 8 would fit in.)

Last week I bought out the old Royal Routine Saturday System (.not good I,m afraid)
Lets see how this one goes tomorrow.

Any old Timers got the Patarina System?

Darky, everyone of my selection methods is backed by logic. Where's the logic in your "scratchings" system please ?

BTW, my dermatologist started from scratch .....

Hi Barn,
40 years of pure observation.
I keep telling ya.
With my brains and your data base we could make a fortune.

"oh ye of little faith"

7 was 3rd Barn and should have won.
Paid the minimum price of $3 though.

All aboard the "gravy train "tomorrow eh.

It's not your observations that I worry about, it's your recollection ..... lol.

Here Ya go Barn,

Rosehill
R 5 H 6 + 9
R 8 H 5 + 8

Echuca (Hello all the fans from my old Dog punting days and Det JP Barritt)

R 1 H 11 + 15

Armidale
R 3 H 6 + 9

Morphetville
R 2 H 1 + 4

Doomben
R 7 H 3 + 6

Make sure ya give 1/2 the profit to a good cause like the local publican.

Cheers

WARNING: OLDER MEN ********


A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular customers at Bunnings,Mitre 10, Super Cheap Auto, BCF, or any other Blokey type shop.

This one caught me totally by surprise.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever ******** while out shopping.

Simply going out to BUNNINGS at Townsville to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.

Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the ******** works:

Two nice-looking, uni-aged girls will come over to your car or ute as you are packing your purchases into your vehicle.

They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts (It's impossible not to look).

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' but instead ask for a ride to McDonald's.

You agree and they climb into the vehicle. On the way, they start undressing.

Then one of them starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen August 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th,17th, 20th, 24th, & 29th.

Also September 1st & 4th, twice on the 8th, 10th, and very likely again this coming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful.

What a horrible way to take advantage of us older men.


Warn your friends to be vigilant.

Sams Warehouse and The Reject Shop has wallets on sale for $2.99 each.

I found even cheaper ones at the Salvo's and bought them out of all of their stock in three of their stores.


Please, send this on to all the older men that you know and warn them to be on the lookout for this ********.

(The best times are just before lunch and around 4:30 in the afternoon.)

Its not funny the second time.