I sympathize with you guys with wives etc.
Whilst I am not married, I did take my ex-girlfriend to Caulfield Cup Day in 1998.
I spent days pouring over every form of rating, expected prices etc and thought I had the day worked out pretty well with some good priced winners.

She never looked at the formguide and put $2.00 each way on Taufan's Melody...because she liked music!!!
She also backed Lawyer because she worked in a Lawfirm...needless to say 2 bets - 2 wins!

I went home with a string of second placings and broke up with her a week later.

Hmmm, wonder what she's doing this weekend?
:lol: