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Old 18th August 2002, 03:07 PM
Bhagwan Bhagwan is offline
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Here`s another fine product from the House of CRAP.

This is a plan to take on those Egg Head punters who recon they know more than you do. You know the ones, "this horse can`t loose", "anything that beats it will win the race", "should win with a leg in the air"
"the informed money is on...". "he`s so fit he is jumping out of his skin...he can`t loose".
Is`nt amazing how many don`t win & when they do win , they pay 3/5ths. of F...All

"How`s that so "? I hear you squeeling.
Put your Mad Punters Hat on because we are going for a ride with the Wild Ponies.

1) We coscentrate on TAB Nos. 2-3. 4-5. 6-7.
We do not replace any that maybe scratched.

2)We bet on only those horses that finished 4th. or worse last start.
(There will usually be more than one horse per race.)

3)Delete any that are resuming or any having their 1st. carrer start.

4)Staking Method
(this is the important bit.)
TAB Nos.2-3 bet $4.00 win
TAB Nos.4-5 bet $3.00 win
TAB Nos.6-7 bet $2.00 win

Bank required $600
Av.S/R 35%
Av.O/L $9.00
Av. Div approx.$12.00
This bank will allow for a run of outs of approx. 60 before you do you Butt in.

The crappier the meeting , the better it performs.

The good thing with this plan is that all bets can be placed at the beginning of the day , great for busy punters.

I can hear some of you say ,"Have I been living in part of someone elses conspiracy to do all my punting doe"?
Maybe you have.
It`s time to strike back.!
Maybe the fine House of CRAP has the answer.

Any derogitory "Egg Headed" comments about this plan will be treated with complete contempt without prejudice.

Remember, CRAP is King.

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