Just thought i would revive this thread from a few months ago , some pretty funny stuff.

A favourite quote of mine by Brisbane caller Wayne Wilson "The Favourite is just smoking his pipe tucked away third on the rails"

A interviewer on Sky racing talking to a overseas jockey "As you travel the world , do you do a lot of travelling"

Not sure who said these three beauties "These two horse have met on five occasions , and i think they've beaten each other on each occasion"

"A racing horse is not like a machine , it has to be tuned up like a racing car"

"With half the race gone , there is half the race still to go"

Also have some other hilarious sporting quotes:

"I owe a lot to my parents , especially my mum and dad"- Greg Norman.

"One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that before each tee-shot , his wife takes out his balls and kisses them......Oh my god what have i said" - US Golf commentator.

"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing , but none of them serious" - Alan Minter (Boxer).

And who can forget Murray Walker (Formula 1 caller):
"I imagine the conditions in those cars are totally unimaginable"

"He has the fastest car , except for the cars in front of him"

"There's no damage to the car , except to the car itself"

"How you can crash into a wall without it being there in the first place is beyond me"

Hope you had as much fun reading them as i did.

I will leave with one more from an unknown source:

"Never be afraid to try something new , remember , amateurs built the Ark, professionals built the Titanic"_________________

Good luck and good punting.

And remember a profit a day keeps the Girlfriend/Wife away.

Just removed the blank blue. No content altered - quapi

[ This Message was edited by: quapi on 2002-08-21 10:15 ]