Some very funny quotes from AFL commentator Dennis Cometti:

"Scotty Cummings alone in the goal square . jumping up and down and waving his arms like they're playing My Sharona"

After Shaun McManus is crunched in a tackle "Shaun goes back to collect the ball , a free kick and several teeth"

"Farmer may have an injury to his calf......hmmm , a farmer with a calf problem"

"Spider (Peter Everitt) had both his legs taken out from under him , leaving only the other six to balance on"

"Barlow to Bateman , the Hawks are attacking alphabetically"

"The goal square's full of bears , looks like we got ourselves a convoy"

On Corey McKernans pathetic early season form "He's like a long jumper who can't reach the sand"

Tony Liberatore emerges from a pack with blood pouring from his head "Libba went into the pack optimistically and came out misty optically"

Brereton "Why do you think he went side on to take the mark?"
Dennis "He was probably trying to impress the Russian judge"

As a comedian he makes a pretty good AFL commentator.

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