Originally Posted by Lord Greystoke

Queue Bhagwan's 'Law of diminishing returns' in the latter part of the card.

Welcome back Schmiley. I dreamt about you the other night - a worry!*

LG

* no, not in that way (thankfully). As it happened.. I broke into your house (mansion?), let myself out again when you discovered me, knocked again.. whereupon you let me in and we ate a meal. You had a mate present at the time, just to put you at ease on this! Pen a ditty to that one, son?