For a bit of pre-Christmas fun I've figured out Damien Oliver's biorythms for the next fortnight.

Things look bad for him over the next couple of days when he'll be Physically and Intellectually a bit dull. But expect a big one from him on New Years Day when he'll be biorythmically at the top of his game.

I wonder if you can work out a ratings penalty for this type of thing...

Damien's not riding tomorrow due to the arrival of his new baby daughter. You'll have to wait another few weeks for favourable biorhythmic conditions I'm afraid. Bummer!

You'd have won yesterday I think as he won one and placed on all his other rides. Could there be something too this? Mmmm.....