Hi KV,
You were complaining the forum is at it's end because of the banter and bit of fun.
STAY TUNED,
Check this out (and this is a favour).
Non metro meetings.
Third or fourth fav IAS opening odds
Opening price UNDER its prepost price.
Must blow in the betting
Bet for a place.
Jockey A Robinson.
Not a lot of bets but a big smile comes on my face when one shows up.

All the best

I'm much obliged Kenchar.

You know, I hope we never meet because there is absolutely no way we could ever get on together. I read your posts and am never sure when you're serious and when you're offended and I always get the impression that my banter is taken the wrong way by you. I can only assure you that my sense of humour, although too dry for many, is almost always well meant. I take very little seriously which alienates me from a lot of people but well do I remember making jokes with my Dad a few months back after his similar encounter with a prostate specialist. We laughed so much the tears were rolling down our cheeks (much as they had during his encounter with the specialist so he says).
For future reference I hold you and your betting methods in the highest regard (even the stop when ahead bit believe it or not) and hope your outcome is as favourable as my Dad's was.
Of course, if you weren't in the least offended and are just having a joke at my expense disregard all this c r a p and good on ya.
The saddest thing is that I sit here writing posts thinking "That will amuse someone" when all the time 90% of forumites are thinking "What's the matter with that pratt, why doesn't he lighten up." Ah well, who gives a ********* (asterisks added by KV to save moderators a job).

KV

Disclaimer: No hidden meanings or jokes in this post. Actually enjoyed the silly systems, realised it was meant to be humorous and foolishly tried to join in. It won't happen again (some hidden meaning in this sentence).

Hell KV,
What's the matter with you? Sometimes I start thinking you're a right pratt. Why don't you lighten up?

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"Not winning on a horse that came first is one thing.....Losing on a horse that didn't come first is something else entirely!!!"

KV,
All OK with me, but I must admit I can't catch your sense of humour sometimes as probably some can't catch mine.

What I posted above is good and NOT a gee up.

All the best.

Sorry, KV won't be out to play today, he's hanging from a rope in the garage.

Mrs KV

Vale KV

Hi Mrs KV,
Don't you fret you pretty little thing. Mr Twobets is coming right on over to help you dig a little hole. Don't you touch KV's computer now. He let me know first thing this morning that he wanted me to handle everything.

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"Not winning on a horse that came first is one thing.....Losing on a horse that didn't come first is something else entirely!!!"

Tee Hee, can't pick horses and can't tie knots, all is well. I'm back home now and time to settle down a bit methinks.

Mr Twobets, I can't seem to find my computer and Mrs KV won't tell me where it is, she just keeps giving me this strange faraway smile.

Kenchar, I recognised enough of your methods to know it wasn't baloney mate. I'm going to have to troll the past threads and get my head around pre-post prices. They're one thing I've never used. To tell the truth I embarrass myself with half the stuff I write so if you don't get it you're probably in the majority. :-)

Cheers,

KV

Hi KV,
I went to Mt, Tamborine for lunch today to “The Polish place” I would recommend it highly .Good food, glass of VINO I was in haven. It was lunch with the birds.No stress.Didn’t even notice that racing and the forum exist.
Most relaxing, magnificent views!
http://www.polishplace.com.au/

My good lady's son used to work there. He would occasionally bring home a thing called a Rum Tor (the only way we could afford it) and it was as close to heaven as you can get without the ultimate sacrifice. I'm three Ks south of there (at the good end of the mountain).

KV