Honest quapi, this is a clean one!
quapi? that in itself sounds a bit rude, don't ya think!

A preacher wanted to raise money for his church, and being told there was
a fortune in horse racing, he decided to purchase a horse and enter it in
the races.

However, at the local auction, the going price for horses was so high that
the preacher settled on a donkey instead. The preacher figured, since he
bought the animal, he might as well race it. To his great surprise, the
donkey did quite well and came in third place.

The next day, the racing sheets carried this headline:
PREACHER SHOWS ASS

The preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the
races again, and this time the animal won first place.

The paper said:
PREACHERS ASS OUT IN FRONT

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the
preacher not to enter the donkey in any more races.

The newspaper printed this headline:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHERS ASS

This was too much for the Bishop and he ordered the preacher to get rid of
the donkey. The preacher decided to give the animal to a nun in a local
convent.

The next day, the headlines read:
NUN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN

The Bishop fainted.

When he came around, he informed the nun that she would have to dispose of
the donkey. The nun searched, finally finding a farmer willing to buy the
animal for ten dollars.

The paper stated:
NUN PEDDLES ASS FOR TEN BUCKS!

They buried the Bishop the next day.

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Ta me go maith

Hilarious stuff Paddy!

:lol:

Thanks EI. A couple of mates who know my full identity have just emailed me, suggeston I should stop with the old jokes, seems this one has been around the Net for a while. Well what can I say, I'm Irish! and I like a challenge!

What did one horse say to the other horse?

The pace is familiar but I can't remember the mane.

What's the quickest way to mail a little horse?

Use the Pony Express.

How long should a horse's legs be?

Long enough to reach the ground.

When do vampires like horse racing?

When it's neck and neck.

Where do horses stay in a hotel?

In the bridle suite.


Hee! Hee! Hee!

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Ta me go maith

Nice to have a little clean comedy on the forum.

Hey you sure your name shouldn't be Dave Allen, Paddy?

:wink:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Keep 'em coming Paddy - doesn't matter if they're old they're still funny!

EI - Showing your age with the Dave Allen remark - I remember watching his show with my father (now I'm probably showing my age!) - wish they would repeat some of that stuff!

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"Computers can do that????" - Homer Simpson

Who the hell is Dave Allen?

Now i am probably showing my age!!!!HEHEHEHE.